Saturday, October 08, 2005

Secret Confessions -- Part 2




I've seen him in other subtle performances recently. But I've just realized recently that he's not only a good actor, a good enough actor that he actually blends into his role so well you almost forget his size, but he's actually kind of intriuging and smoldering!

Yes, I have a little secret celebrity crush on Peter Dinklage. He's kind of hot.

I saw him recently in "the Station Agent". He was great, and I thought to myself "Oh yeah, that's the little guy from that tv show, no wait, that's the guy from that commercial for that thing..., hmmm not the guy in "Alias", definitely not the guy from that Michael Meyers film... " He is so not Mini-Me! He's like a smaller version of Mark Ruffalo.

Then, when you realize how different he is at his roles, you notice he has those eyes. He has great, expressive eyes. Dark blue, so dark, they're almost purple. Next, you notice the brooding quality of his eyes: deep, playful, pleading eyes. He's very good at nasty-when-need-be, jabbing glares too.

Peter Dinklage is sexy. He's hot! Come on, he's not that much shorter than Tom Cruise! You can do a lot with camera angles and very short co-stars. He's much more sexy, intelligent, and personable than Tom Cruise. And here's a plus: no kooky religious cults.

The thing that worries me is, why he didn't make his agent/manager switch from the so-obviously-created last name of "Dinklage". "Dink" sounds too much like "Dinky": on a sub-conscous level. Not sure if that was a good idea

Seriously. I am oddly, preternaturally attracted to him. And mark my word, he's going to break a lot of barriers for actors. He's so good at conveying his coolness, his aloof attractiveness, his sullen detachment, his wounded optimism that he's going to become this surprise sex symbol.

I'd totally do him.

1 Comments:

At 12:44 PM , Blogger chiacchiere said...

Is this the posting that garnered republican hate mail? I am going to completely lie here and agree that said actor is like a pocket sized Mark Ruffalo.

I would also agree that he needs to change Dinklage, which made me think of him spinning around on a giant dildo in a mountain cabin. But then again, I like to pick zits so what do I know?

 

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